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Dolla Morte
2010 Wild Eye

70 minutes/NR

Review by Mike Porciello

This film noir is known as an offensive comedy. That is an understatement. This is a movie so perverse, and so vile, that you'll have to watch it again, and again, and again!!

A spoof on conspiracy theories, governmental cover ups, religious satire, and high society, dolls are used to tell the twisted story.  Nothing is held back, WHATSOEVER!!  Think "Kiss The Girls" meets Satan in a universe far, far from here.
 
What first appears to be a rescue mission, soon becomes something so grandiose, you won't believe your eyes. As more of the plot, and doll skin, become uncovered, the level of humanity goes out the window, as orders are given to off  almost anything that moves. Our leaders, past and present are at odds, and there is only one thing to do. That is, bring the blood thirst!  This graphic depiction is not for the faint of heart. If it had been made with a Hollywood sized budget, and real people, it may have received a rating of XXXX.
 
There are bloody gun battles, forced sex, graphic violence, mutilation, and crude representation of female genitalia. Blood runs from everywhere, and comes spewing crimson into your den. The characters that you just love to rank on through the years, show up at various points also. You get Hitler, George W. Bush, Dracula, The Pope, and more!! You can count on a dictionary's worth of foul language too. This is the type of movie that may become legendary with the frat crowd. Easily a beer drinker's movie. Bring Dolla Morte to your next bash, just for a gag!! 

Strong, heavy, creepy stuff from the moment you see King Diamond in doll form, explaining away at the beginning, to the second those 70 minutes of mayhem have expired. Lewd, crude, and stewed, at it's most exploitative. Freedom of expression at it's most daring.  
 
I'm sure we'll see plenty more political satire, religious exploits, as well as nudity and guts galore from the master, Bill Zebub in the future to come.

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