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Bikini Bloodbath
Music Video Distributors – 2007

Written & Directed by Jonathon Gorman & Thomas Edward Seymour

Starring
Debbie Rochon
Leah Ford
Robert Cosgrove Jr.

By Mike Porciello

Something about the rage of a bald man. Freddie's bald, Jason is bald, and I even worked with a man who had a comb over, who nobody messed with, because we knew he lost his marbles years ago. Add hot (yet tacky) babes, bikini's, toplessness, alcohol, blood, and we're set baby!

The movie, an easy sitting, clocking in at just under an hour, juxtaposes bikini clad bimbos with football jocks who act like sissies, mixing in horror with gore, and rounding it out with comedy. Oh yeah, then there's Chef Death (Robert Cosgrove Jr.) who shows up at the party to carve a few pieces of meat for his soufflé! An imposing and convincing figure, Cosgrove plays the part of a bald enraged killer all too well, with a slight twist of rye!

Debbie Rochon (Miss Johnson), Leah Ford, and bikini crew all offer eye candy throughout this tasty endeavor into the consequences of alcohol fueled parties, when there's a killer on the loose. All in all I give it 6 out of 10 bullets, but a GOOD 6. I deduct a point (bullet) since there is no full frontal.

Overall, it can make you scream, and it IS an entertaining, albeit campy flick, but it does captivate, so I recommend this to everyone looking for something bloody to watch on a Saturday night!

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