Campbell imagines himself being cast in a Mike Nichols film called "Let’s Make Love." He is cast as a doorman named Foyl Hightower opposite Richard Gere and Renee Zellwegger. Wanting to do a good job in the role, he goes on a quest to learn all the skills he would need to play the doorman character. This takes Campbell all over the country on a wild goose chase to become the role. Things never turn out like Campbell plans, leading to self-depreciating humor and slapstick action that would make the Three Stooges smile.

You’re sure to laugh many times throughout the book with Campbell’s zany mind, wacky dialogue and absurd, yet somewhat realistic situations. There is many times that you will ask yourself how much of this fictional novel is based on Bruce Campbell’s life.